You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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