Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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