If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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