therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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