I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
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last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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