tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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