What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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