I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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