So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Shame - the story of my life.
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