Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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