genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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