I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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