does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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