i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
