i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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