You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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