you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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