No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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