look no pants
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I think my moral compass just broke
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