have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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