Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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