He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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