Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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