Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
