Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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