How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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