I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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