Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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