I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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