You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize