i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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