Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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