Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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