So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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