I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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