yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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