Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Randomize
