I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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