The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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