so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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