Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?

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(315): View more from New York

The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Tell me the dirtiest joke you know

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Sarah Palin

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god, I love you

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help

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(352): View more from Florida

He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.

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(903): View more from Texas

And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.

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(716): View more from New York

Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.

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