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• (907): View more from Alaska

  so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night

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• (415): View more from California

  I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.

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