Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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