I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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