You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
