Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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