I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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