Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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