don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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