he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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