Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just google imaged poop.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
is it fun? or sober?
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