Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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