hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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