if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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