whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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